![]() Porpose karne ka naya style.! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss. Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge.?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila.?Ha ha ha haĭosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. Choti Si KahaNi Hai,APnun Sb Ka JaNi Hai,DiLwaLa Or DiLdaar Hai,ApnuN Yaro Ka Yaar hai,DiL ka Chota Nahi,Pyar mein Khota Nahi,ApuN Dost Sacha Hai,BohoT PaPPu BacHa hai.it iz the system bcoz of which we waste 1/4 of our life to learn how to waste the remaining 3/4 of our life Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?Doc : Two.MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas, SmarTLy.I have a new kodak cameraur snap please.don't movesteadysmile :)ready clickohh hothose who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!.Only the open heart receives LOVEOnly the open mind receivesWISDOMOnly the open hand receivesGIFTSand.Only the CUTE 1's receiveMESSAGES From ME!.Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice.Tell may, June and July dat August, September and October got accident in November. Dear January, how r February and March.Women r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life.7 Glances= 1 Smile7 smiles =1 meeting7meetings= 1 kiss7 kisses= 1 proposal7 Proposals=1 marriageand that bloody marriage has 777777 problems.Men's "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT.!.Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".ġ0.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you.Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,Īnd the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,Īnd your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,.The smell of burning is strong on my mindĮverywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction The sky's falling down, the whole world is on fire.When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is out of the office, He's on business. When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. ![]() When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human. When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough ![]() When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses hisīachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur School- a place where papa pays & son plays.In order to subscribe to this please call "345" or visit your nearest Telenor Sales and Service Centre.Once you are subscribed to the service, you will receive a SMS notification and you will automatically be assigned a standard Smart Tune.You can change the standard Smart Tune any time by purchasing your favorite Smart Tunes by dialing 230, sending content ID through SMS from your Telenor connection or through above mentioned categories. You can choose Smart Tunes from the following categories or search on a keyword. With Smart Tunes, you can either select one common Smart Tune for all the callers or select up to 30 different Smart Tunes for 30 different callers.All content will be charges at RS 5+ taxTelenor offers you the largest variety of latest & classic Smart Tunes. You can purchase as many Smart Tunes as you want. Telenor Smart Tunes lets your friends & family listen to your favorite tunes every time they call you.For the first time in Pakistan, Telenor allows users the flexibility to use a variety of ring back tunes with different settings. Telenor Smart Tunes replaces the "Tu Tu" (ring-ring) sound that callers hear when they call your Telenor Number.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |